This week we have actually had a glimpse of fall here on campus. The rain really cooled things down. And I’m not sure if all the water around had something to do with it but as of now Sperry’s are beating loafers by a landslide. As I said “all-terain” … water and land.
With fall officially approaching I thought we should address a major aspect to a man’s wardrobe: ACCESSORIES! When one says the word “accessories” there is a tendency to relate that word to females, but it is the 21st century and male accessories around campus are in full force. I am going to address a mere few on here but feel free to comment and tell everyone about your favorite accessory.
I would like to start with “Croakies”. If you don’t know what this word means that’s okay. It is a particular brand that has become so well known that everyone just says “croakies” (like Kleenex for instance). Croakies are the straps that hold your sunglasses on your face or around your neck. They are made so you don’t loose your glasses when skiing, wakeboarding, etc. However, here on the TCU campus it is a different playing field. Guys must have their Croakies at all times because extreme sports are ever present. TCU guys are in such good shape because they are constantly doing kegstands, beerbonging and shotgunning but with Croakies their eyewear never has to suffer the consequences.
Moving on to eyewear it self. Sunglasses are also essential to a good horned frog’s attire. Ray Ban’s wayfarers are in high demand but you will also spot the cheap plastic frames with neon sides most likely advertising a Greek organization.
Two more accessories you won’t find far from your man’s side are his bottle opener keychain and his koozie (also most likely representing his Greek organization of choice). These are the party essential accessories. In the case that the beer is not a can or twist off, Corona per say, you would never want to be without a bottle opener- major party foul. The koozie is a very practical addition because who wants freezing hands while you are trying to party? And if at the party every koozie wasn’t the same it could be a good way to know which Keystone was yours. So be original, BYOK( Bring Your Own Koozie)!
Last but definitely not least we need to address headwear: hats and visors. Again, a Ralph Lauren brand hat or visor is always a go, can’t go wrong there. Also, your fraternity hat is a good choice too. But I think this fall visors are really where it is at. Think about it, how cool are visors? They are no longer just for tennis players and golfers, you can wear them as everyday attire. My personal preference is the backward visor flipped up - kind of hinting that you have a rebellious side but you aren’t really fooling us while still wearing your polo, khacki shorts and Sperry’s. But I mean a hint of edginess is sexy, right ladies?
Wow, did you see that pic of the guy shotgunning? I hope he stretched first, he could pull something. I guess he didn't bring his croakies because his sunglasses weren't on, because even though it is night time you still need to have those on when your future is THAT bright. Those wayfarers really are making a huge comeback. I am predicting that, as fratiness hits a new peak of trying to look like a dad from the 80's, the fanny pack will make a comeback, although only at first by the most daring of frat dudes trying to be as cool as possible, and then subsequently everyone will carry them.
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you're frat-tastic Allison.
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